Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Bless Her Liver, The Oscars Edition


Elizabeth Banks in Chadwick Bell. I just think feathers are DONE. They're not sexy, in my not-so-humble opinion, and they never were.




And Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton. My lovely Michelle Williams. My latest style icon! I've applauded the short hair and mod looks you've been sporting like a goddess lately, but this dress. I can just hear Michael Kors discussing the fact that no woman wants to look wider in the hips than she is, and I hate that. I hate mini Michael Kors in my head. I just don't like the peplum, and I could give a shit if it makes her look wider than she is. She has a gorgeous body, I just watch too much Poseur Runway. Take the peplum away and the dress could have been stunning. Le sigh. I still love you. I do.


...And don't even get me started on Cameron Diaz last night. I'm not even posting pictures

2 comments:

  1. I love the green and navy!

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  2. I think a lot of people did, I just thought feathered dresses went out years ago. I think this was one of my more controversial choices.

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