What You Can Get Me For Xmas

Brilliant.

All Hail the Queen

It's Polly Jean Harvey Time

But when is it not, really?

This is Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STxXS5lLunE

The perfect blend of sex and art. 

That swagger, that bravado, that talent, that mouth.

Fuck me running. I'm in love.

Mid-Morning Eye Candy

I have a boat-load of errands to run today and didn't want to miss Mid-Day Eye Candy, because I've had MY eye on these MM prints this morning.

Enjoy, wankers! And have a great day for me.

Using My Vagina, from The Pervocracy

http://pervocracy.blogspot.com/2012/10/using-my-vagina.html

NIN and the Tragic Tragedyness of My Youth

There's a lyric to a Nine Inch Nails song that only appears in the CD booklet of the album it's on. It's not actually in the song for some reason and it's never been reported that they perform it at all. It's at the end of "Something I Can Never Have." It goes:

"Your sweat and Perry Ellis/ just stains on my sheets." There is more to the lyric than that, but that's the last line of the song, forever sitting there.

Every once in a while, out of the thin blue air, that line will come to me, that haunting, unsung line that will be forever buried in CD cases or obliterated once we're done with those, and it automatically brings me to tears.

Some things have such a strange voodoo power to jolt you right back to a point in time, to an unspoken word, a missed opportunity, to a dream defiantly deferred, forever. And I think to myself, this is too hard. 

I think that if this is what growing up is all about, you can keep it. I think that as a thirty-something woman, for fuck's sake.

I think of smelling dirty sheets over and over again and the shame and hatred and lust and feeling of sin that goes with it. I remember enjoying a certain type of sadness that I abhor today.

I think about dreams deferred. Of all stripes and shapes.

But mostly, I wonder if anyone else even knows about that tiny little hidden lyric, and if it even comes close to affecting them like it affects me.

Under the same sky and all that.

Nuns! Sex!

The title is a very bad Saturday Night Live Pun, I apologize. It's Monday, and I have the sillies.

This is from Photobox's Facebook page,

https://www.facebook.com/GeErmile

Of course we all know that there's a certain widespread fascination with nuns and sex. The Madonna/ whore complex, the forbidden hidden under the holy. I don't know if I quite get it, but I love this photo. I think I'm more intrigued by other people's fascination with the whole concept of religious iconography and sex. I don't find it sexy, because I grew up Baptist, and there's nothing sexy about that, dear. Nothing. But I suppose I get the forbidden lust aspect. 

It reminds me of the new season of American Horror Story. Are you watching that? I'm simply obsessed. It toys with this taboo quite a bit. 

 Anyway, this picture is boss, and Photobox on Facebook is a lot of fun. Check them out. 

And you'll be hearing more about American Horror Story from me very soon.

You Heard Me

Found on Mandy Stadtmiller's Facebook Page

You should check out her blog, she's the bees' knees. Or the shit. Whichever descriptive you prefer. 

http://mandystadtmiller.com/

Bettie Page

I love her hips. I love her tummy. 

I love her!

C.V. Auchterlonie, Impress

C.V. Auchterlonie, Impress
A collection of poems from Punk Hostage Press

http://www.amazon.com/impress-C-V-Auchterlonie/dp/0985129336/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352662731&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=candi+v.+auchterlonie+impress

Amazon is fresh out today, but although she sold out fairly quickly, they will have more in stock soon.

This woman is a beautiful poet, her work is sensual, earthy, and ethereal all at once. I love love love her work. Check it out and consider the collection as a holiday gift! I know that, to me, a gift of gorgeous poems would make me happier than mostly anything else. Dip your toes in the pool, I promise you won't be disappointed.
AND, if you're interested in a signed copy, I can point you in the direction of how to get one!

Rumi

This quote has popped up three times in the past week. I consider it a sign.

David Bowie and Elizabeth Taylor

Librocubicularist

LOUIS C.K. HOSTING SNL

Loius C.K. Hosting Saturday Night Live
November 3rd!!!

Also, sadness:

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/09/louis-c-k-to-take-hiatus-from-fx-series-louie/

Yet still funniness:

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/10/fake-louie-episodes/

Susan Sontag on Love: Illustrated Diary Excerpts

http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/08/03/susan-sontag-on-love/

My New Favorite Website, "Those Naughty Victorians"

La-ti-da, just scissoring away, never mind us, la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaa

http://thosenaughtyvictorians.tumblr.com/

Light and Darkness

Check out this picture of a stairwell that my friend Jocelyn Carter took. It's from a lighthouse.

Keep your light.

"Try"-- Pink's Amazing New Video

Pink is, simply put, fucking amazing.
Here's her latest video for "Try"-- and it's incredible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yTCDVfMz15M#!

The Worst Thing In The World (But A Damn Fine Post, Check It Out!)

http://pervocracy.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-worst-thing-in-world.html

Nick Offerman's Ode to Bacon

And a little Offerman/ Mullaly eye candy while we're at it:

Ode to Bacon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVO5VloDlc

Mid-Day Eye Candy

Marina Diamandis.
Oh Yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hig5uLy2fe0

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINA!!!
(cause we know you read this blog all day long)

Mid-Day Eye Candy

Oh, Louis C.K., how I love you...

"It's So Important To Consider This Question"

"What do I desire?"

Quotes from this video: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=siu6JYqOZ0g

Please watch it, it is brilliant and so inspiring!

photo by Jezechelle of a sun dog off the coast of Maine

Mid-Day Eye Candy

Olivia Wilde in Calvin Klein.
Holy Holy.

But Man

http://www.asofterworld.com/

This is my new favorite website.

The Mom Stays In The Picture

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/allison-tate/mom-pictures-with-kids_b_1926073.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Mid-Day Eye Candy Has Returned!

One Shade of Grey

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4307

BDSM is SEXY. One-Too-Many-Shades-Of-Grey is most definitely NOT.

Sokolsky's Bubble from The Retronaut

http://www.retronaut.co/2011/04/sokolskys-bubble-1963/

If you haven't checked out The Retronaut blog, you must!

Girls!

http://rachelmaddowheygirl.tumblr.com/post/20880042673/hey-girl-women-rock-textsfromhillaryclinton

Kay Nielsen's Fairy Tale Illustrations, 1914

'The Lad in the Bear's Skin, and the King of Arabia’s daughter.'

http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/08/27/kay-nielsen-east-of-the-sun-and-west-of-the-moon/
Check out the link for Harry Clarke's Poe illustrations mentioned in this post as well, they're amazing.

Thanks to Bust Blog for the tip

http://bust.com/
http://bust.com/blog/need-inspiration-step-into-a-fairy-tale-with-these-vintage-illustrations.html

Don't Fucking Forget It

Bettie Page in Men's Pajamas. Well, Half-In

http://www.bettiepage.com/

What's Sexy (Friday Night Full Moon Edition)

Me. 

You.

Swagger.

That look in your eyes like I know I'm gonna get it.

Nerdiness. 

Confidence. 

HANDS.

Being a dork. 

Not looking me in the eyes and making me wonder.

Intelligence.

Your hands in my hair. On my face. In my mouth.

Playfulness.

Telling me what you want.

Sexiness is you asking me what I like and then working on giving that to me, whether it's hard or soft or kinky or perverted, sexiness is communication.

Surprise e-mails with pictures.

That ding when I hear your text come through.

Because by working on giving that to me, I mean working on giving that to me. Telling me what you plan on doing to me. Tasteful sexting. Distasteful sexting, if that's what we're down for. Having a plan and whispering it to me over dinner and then making me wait, you fucking bastard. That is so fucking hot.

Clearance. Asking permission. Once again, communication will make your sex life So. Much. Better. 

Lips. On me. Preferably on the back of my neck and my ears, with a little breath to go with it. Dirty talk optional and so much hotter in public.

Sexiness is you knowing how I want it, telling me to put my arms up, to bend over, to beg for it, to wait for it, to say your name, to say it louder, to fucking say it louder, to not say anything until you say it's okay. 

Hands. Did I say hands? Strong, capable, hard and tender hands.

Sexiness is having a little burn on my face or my stomach or my thighs from your stubble, or the feel of your perfectly smooth face and round curves bending to my will. 

Men.

Women.

The authors of this blog, if I do say so myself.

Androgyny.

Anticip...ation.

It's when you tell me that you like the tightness of me while telling me you love my round and shapely parts as well, all the better if you're drowning me in kisses with the soft parts of you and showing me with your, ahem, hard parts while you tell me.

Sexiness is what turns us on together, from the missionary position to swinging from the damn rafters, from fuzzy handcuffs to the real deal, from a smack on the ass to the crack of a belt, from whipped cream to candle wax, what is sexy is what you define as a couple. Or a threesome. Or whatever, baby. It's sex, have some fucking fun.

Literally.

Now go rub one out alone or together. It's a full moon. The summer's almost over. Get some salty skin in your mouth and get it on.

So sayeth your dirrrty little JezeChelle.

Goodnight.

SEX, SEX, SEX (Did I Say Sex?)

So, I took a poll (a one-person poll, but a poll nevertheless) and decided that what the public needs and wants (I see the popular posts!) is MORE SEX.
So, I think I'll oblige. 

And no, it won't be all 50 Shades of Grey up in here.

It'll be better.

Cause, see, I don't read that shit.

I live it.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Looks Better in Ladies' Lingerie Than I Do!!!

See? Look at that. JGL in garters and stockings. You're welcome.

And for comparison:

And no, that's not my Pikachu, I'm not going all Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct on you.
It's my underwear.

But seriously, it's not fair.
He's ridiculously hot/adorable/yummy.

Fuckin' A!!!

Who Doesn't Love Ron Swanson?

Sexy Bitch.

The Paradox of Our Age

BEAT GIRL!!!

The entire film: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deRgUVx6sP0

Storm on the Beach, B & W

Thunderstorms are so sensual, literally electric.

Any time the air is charged, it charges you.

The Hardy Tree, London

Van Gogh Tells It Like It Is