Monday, January 30, 2012

Bless Her Liver


This time, I don't think there WAS a hidden flask. I think she tippled a little yesterday while planning to wear that dress and then just stayed that way. What else am I supposed to think? What is the meaning of this, Busy? You are young and gorgeous, not my grandma after a week of flu. Come on, these were the SAGs, get it together. I LOVE YOU.

1 comment:

  1. Possible explanations of this dress:

    It is a fortune teller's curtain.
    It is the bunting from a Fourth of July parade float.
    It is a jellyfish that she found.

    But I think the most probable explanation is that she was drunk.

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